Why Facebook is bad for you?

Everyone must know

Finally, you are greeted by a form of communication where nothing significant will be lost. Your friends refresh your profile every 10 seconds in order to find out are you sleeping, listening music, watching 'Sex and the City' or quoting a Confucius.

Facebook is full of quizzes to finally reveal your essence and soon it's gonna be quite obvious that you are actually monstrous amalgam of Brigitte Bardot, Angelina Jolie, Emily Bronte, that your faith is to be with Nicholas Cage, and you are actually fan of avant-garde metal.



Of all the futile and idiotic Facebook applications, selling your friend is the most convincing. Buy and sell friends, be master of their miserable Facebook-fate, full of Facebook-money, live at the top, be insane, then turn off your computer before they turn off your electricity due to exceeding low intelligence.

About FanPages
Not too long ago, facebook came up with the idea of fan pages. People can follow their favorite bands or sports teams or movie stars. Good idea, right? Well, people decided to create fan pages for lots of other things. Most of which are completely and utterly pointless. People think up some observational humor, find a semi-related picture, and then hope it goes viral. But even if it does, what the hell do these people get out of it?

In most cases, there’s no apparent profit motive. People aren’t linking to a website or trying to sell merchandise. They’re just coming up with something clever and crossing their fingers. Many times, the jokes are actually quite good, and I get a chuckle out of them, or they make some astute observation. (Examples, with spelling/punctuation as in the originals: “Looking at the clock in school even though you just looked at it.” “I hate people who walk really slow infront of you and can’t get past them.” “Pushing those little buttons on the lids of fast food drinks.”)
But it’s almost the Generation Y equivalent of stupid joke e-mails that insist that you send them to all your friends. Fortunately these aren’t quite as bad as the group invitations I sometimes get bombarded with, but when these things come across my news feed, even if I’m amused I’m not going to join a pointless fan page.


Now what's your opinion about using this useless applications, making fan page about your respiratory system, or something else I didn't mentioned???